32 hilarious pisstakes to get you all fired up for the return of The Apprentice
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#TheApprentice “I get through so much Joop they invite me to their Christmas party.” pic.twitter.com/Dejpg7Qwv8
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I’m bonkers-mad, me. No, really. Here, look at my big bag of toenails.” pic.twitter.com/1Aqqeotn5L
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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They’ve outdone themselves this year. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/EOHlgptlNs
— The Kwisatz Hackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/wPQprjix2L
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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A bold claim. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/8cg7oV9xo8
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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EntrepreNOPE. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/hZITqXp2dm
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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Can’t spell #TheApprentice without ‘TurboDouche’. pic.twitter.com/SIrvpz67tn
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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Maybe it’s his diet. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/YAxN9Nc651
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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Not sure if this was the best quote she could have chosen tbh #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/2jRhB7bzvK
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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Nut milk tho #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/5w6Ja0iVH3
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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Just running this one up the flagpole to see who salutes it, yeah? #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/Fg7yBYLRwC
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 25, 2018
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I must say, the new season of #TheApprentice looks terrific. pic.twitter.com/p7ysNK6AgU
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) September 25, 2018
There were other comments on the return of Lord Sugar and the gang.
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The Apprentice is back on soon. To be honest, if I wanted to watch a load of two-faced, inadequate pissflutes suck up to an angry testicle every week, I'd… actually, it probably is the best place to see that.
— cluedont (@cluedont) September 25, 2018
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Just when you think we’ve reached the foulest depths of raw depravity to which humanity is capable of sinking, there’s a new series of The Apprentice.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/TheGammon/status/1044622806179287040
Someone also noticed a serious Photoshop fail.
Have spent the entire day laughing at this guy with three hands on #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/O0OMdJeJR7
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) September 25, 2018
To get us ready to face the new one, here’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened on The Apprentice.
To celebrate the return of The Apprentice on BBC One, here is the funniest moment ever from the series. pic.twitter.com/FhVu4dMam2
— Grant Tucker (@GrantTucker) September 25, 2018
We can hardly wait.