People shared stories of times their pets behaved like jerks – 18 of the best (or worst)
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This guy poops out whole q-tips at least once a week, and once he puked up a penny right in front of me. pic.twitter.com/ncFlKzjZy9
— Ashley Robinson (@smasha_smasha) September 27, 2018
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ernestine justice shacklekitten the three-legged wondercat has split my lip on more than one occasion with her aggressive cuddling. “my cat gave me a fat lip” is the fakest sounding excuse ever but i mean, look at this thug. pic.twitter.com/UnCeztLcIb
— captain foresight (@vanadiumzest) September 27, 2018
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My husband once left our cockatoo out, momentarily unattended. When he came back a few minutes later, every single key from my keyboard had been removed and flung across the room! pic.twitter.com/QdhHrYChZ2
— LJ (@LJinBC) September 27, 2018
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Here’s one of my dogs peeing on my other dog. It wasn’t the first time either. pic.twitter.com/RM9gzLOYCV
— Dexter the Dog (@dexter_doggie) September 27, 2018
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There were bones from homemade Buffalo wings in the trash can. Sooo….this happened. pic.twitter.com/NsKt7psbmb
— Jake Kritzer (@jakeofish) September 27, 2018
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One night I came home and caught my cat dragging a loaf of bread through the living room. I have never seen her surprised like that. Delightful.
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) September 27, 2018
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i’ve encouraged this behavior because i find it amusing but my cat actively stalks me throughout my apartment and waits behind corners to ambush me. here’s her waiting to ambush: pic.twitter.com/SowpYxXY01
— matt is bad at magic the gathering (@averybigbear) September 27, 2018
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my dog Luigi below ate 5 protein bars (no chocolate) and took a massive shit on my rug in the living room. ruined it. The next night I had a dream that Tilda swinton did a white glove test on my house & said “Your house is amazing but it smells like shit. No one will visit you.” pic.twitter.com/lX28qAXurm
— Andrea Ciannavei (@AndreaCiannavei) September 27, 2018
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One of my kittens puts his front paws IN the water dish whenever he drinks, be-furring the water for everybody else: pic.twitter.com/fbRcfQmbdC
— Sam Wilkinson (@samwilkinson) September 27, 2018
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In his advanced years, my dog Sebastian took to expressing his discontent at not being included outings by carefully placing one turd in the exact center of the pillow on which I slept at night.
— Shannon Coulter (@shannoncoulter) September 27, 2018
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We had a cat that ate four veal cutlets my mom was marinating for dinner. He just lay glassy-eyed on the kitchen floor for hours afterwards, stomach tight as a drum. His best/worst day.
— KPearl (@kclarej) September 27, 2018
Finally, this anecdote has us less concerned about the alcoholic puppy than we are about the raccoon-skull art project.
our 6 month old puppy routinely sticks his tongue in my wine glass
our previous doggo once ate ~8 raccoon skulls my husband was planning to use in an art project
my oldest cat ate a library book and vomited on another so i had to buy them pic.twitter.com/3zyPJyC2de
— molly (@glitterandtwang) September 27, 2018
