Theresa May wants a ‘festival of Brexit Britain’ – the only 19 responses you need

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Preview of the Tories' proposed 2022, Festival of Brexit Britain #festivalofbrexitbritain pic.twitter.com/CtuRPOOp5m

— El Christo (@ElRaynerista) September 30, 2018

12.

Things I'd rather do than visit a Festival of Brexit:

● Eat gravel
● Go on a tandem riding holiday with David Davis
● Watch elderly warthogs engage in carnal activity (up close)
● Stick needles in my eyes
● Share a bath with Noel Edmonds #FestivalOfBrexitBritain

— Otto English (@Otto_English) September 30, 2018

13.

Just got this flyer in the post: #FestivalOfBrexitBritain pic.twitter.com/Uh9HThVX6p

— Robert Popper (@robertpopper) September 30, 2018

14.

No money for the poor.
No money for the disabled.
No money for councils.
No money for rough sleepers.
No money for social care.
No money for the homeless.
No money for social housing.

But all of a sudden there’s £120 Million for a #FestivalOfBrexitBritain

— Freddie (@FreddieBailey96) September 30, 2018

15.

Really looking forward to the #FestivalOfBrexitBritain where we can celebrate our transformation into a small-minded, mean-spirited, impoverished, xenophobic, irrelevant nation that has just administered a massive punch to its own face. What a joyous moment that will be

— Matt Carr (@MattCarr55) September 30, 2018

16.

https://twitter.com/teaandnaps/status/1046330538645225472

17.

Dear everyone in government. We don’t want a #FestivalOfBrexitBritain celebrating a halcyon past that didn’t exist. We want a future where we don’t have to worry about food shortages and riots – signed the people of Britain.

— Kerry Hutchings (@fnackapan) September 30, 2018

18.

https://twitter.com/Hayley_Tweetie/status/1046352578144079873

19.

https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/1046358339926609920

Nailed it!