Simply 25 very funny jokes we’ve seen this week
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) October 3, 2018
14.
https://twitter.com/_BlaineB/status/1047196515490562049
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I fed trend data into an algorithm to predict this year's Top 10 Christmas Gifts:
10: Salted Pork Slaps
9: Pulled Fidget Board
8: Caramel MAGA Bites
7: Taylor Taylor Swifty
6: Brexit Gammon Trial
5: Liberal Hatchimals
4: Vegan Kanye
3: Distracted Milk
2: Sad Toad
1: Child Sub— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) October 1, 2018
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If you ever find anyone intimidating just visualise them taking a photo of a cultural landmark with an iPad
— Eli Goldstone (@eligoldstone) October 2, 2018
17.
Great news! I’m the Nunber 1 book on Amazon in “Children’s Science”! Bad news! the number 2 and number 4 book in “Children’s Science” are both about Unicorns. pic.twitter.com/HjbQ88XItV
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) October 4, 2018
18.
DOCTOR: have you been drinking enough fluids?
ME: that’s literally all I drink
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) September 30, 2018
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https://twitter.com/tiemoose/status/1046750567647842304
20.
https://twitter.com/dphrygian/status/1045568232592220160
21.
I’m home alone, it’s dark and I hear a load of banging downstairs so jump to the conclusion I’m getting robbed. Was I? Was I fuck. Dogs got stuck in the cat flap ffs pic.twitter.com/uT83c0qhQC
— Leo (@L_shutes) September 28, 2018
22.
why are internet security questions always asking me difficult questions about my family and not stuff I actually remember, like weird al lyrics from the 90's
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) October 3, 2018
23.
*sees a dog I met one time*
well hello there doodles mcfluffin III*sees guy named ben I met 20 times*
hi uhhhhhhhh barn— david (@_elvishpresley_) October 3, 2018
24.
https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/1047911571358400512
25.
Kid: There’s a monster living in my closet
Monster: do you have any idea how expensive a studio apartment is in this neighborhood
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 4, 2018
Tell us which funny jokes we missed.