Simply 25 very funny jokes we’ve seen this week

If it feels like there were at least 10 days during this week, it’s because we’ve had a lot to put up with. Some of us braved a new series of The Apprentice and saw future Katie Hopkinses in their larval state, we learnt that Nissan’s 38,000 UK jobs are under threat and our actual eyes had to look at Theresa May dancing to ABBA. Is it any wonder we need a laugh?

That’s where this bunch come in – just 25 funny jokes and pictures to usher in the weekend.
1.

https://twitter.com/_coryrichardson/status/1046886481955045377

2.

People who "can't believe it's October already" are going to shit themselves when they find out about calendars.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 1, 2018

3.

https://twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/1046786789476712452

4.

It's a little known fact that the writer of "Winnie the Pooh", A.A.Milne, had a smaller brother called A.A.A Milne.

— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) October 1, 2018

5.

My favourite Clint Eastwood western pic.twitter.com/0zxWJTAtiE

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 30, 2018

6.

https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1045961313783095296

7.

Hooray! We’re going to be a one party state! pic.twitter.com/OTIUhpMPNy

— David Mitchell (@RealDMitchell) October 3, 2018

8.

I've never made a Freudian tits

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 2, 2018

9.

https://twitter.com/rebrafsim/status/1045706839290236928

10.

[Satan, looking at plans for Hell]

It’s good, but make it more like the Central Line.

— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) October 3, 2018

11.

Darth Vader: Come to the dark side

Moth: Absolutely not

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 2, 2018

12.

https://twitter.com/Staggfilms/status/1047139890360672256