Theresa May is to make an announcement on Brexit and these are the 18 best guesses
10.
https://twitter.com/nailheadparty/status/1051789882744610816
11.
Bet it'll be filled with the usual vacuous, empty rhetoric about making progress, being clear about…something…and her determination to get the best deal for Britain.
Or has she finally decided it's time to admit the whole thing is a failure?
I won't hold my breath. https://t.co/5W5gQBCiaZ
— Sarah Mackie (@lumi_1984) October 15, 2018
12.
yell "we've fucked it, lads" then crowdsurf into a canal https://t.co/LR1IHhob1E
— Chris Boyd (looking for work!) (@paperghost) October 15, 2018
13.
https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1051791918286467077
14.
"We fucked it lads" https://t.co/d8kuPSgU5w
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 15, 2018
15.
Let me.. be.. very clear. I've never been clearer.
— C. Graamans (@cgraamans) October 15, 2018
16.
The EU won’t give us what we want *screams like a baby*, then some sound bite about we’ve been through worse etc
— Justin Taylor (@JustinTaylor96) October 15, 2018
17.
"I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received and consequently this country is at war with the European Union"
— Brian Williams (@BriW74) October 15, 2018
18.
https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/1051804560967311361
We can’t rule out the possibility that there’s to be a change of negotiation personnel.
Theresa May announcing Pitbull is negotiating Brexit https://t.co/5giFjZ76ev
— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) October 15, 2018
Watch this space.