The fact this Tory MP is naked is not the most distressing part of this charity bike ride story

John Plunkett. Updated October 22nd, 2018

Tory MP Michael Fabricant – yes, we know – is doing a sponsored naked bike ride for charity.

The Group Chief Exec of @stgileshospice:
“People do all sorts of things to raise money for St Giles Hospice and we are incredibly grateful for Michael’s involvement. His plan for a naked cycle ride is definitely one of the more unusual events…..”https://t.co/WOb4JsVUHY

— Michael Fabricant 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 (@Mike_Fabricant) October 22, 2018

Which ordinarily would only be of interest to him and anyone who wants to sponsor him.

Except, well, look at the bike he’s chosen to do it on.

Oh gosh. @Mike_Fabricant is doing a naked bike ride for charity…. https://t.co/OpTMgn9fYa pic.twitter.com/Q8o0DHugzo

— John Stevens (@johnestevens) October 22, 2018

Yes, that’s right. It’s one of those.

That’s a Boris bike that will go back into distribution, this is a public health crime https://t.co/r6UGkF7akg

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 22, 2018

And the prospect that it could be you – or me – who is the next one to ride it hasn’t gone down well.

@SantanderCycles can you make sure the saddle of bike #19497 gets an extra cleaning service 😂

— Bertrand Humm (@bertrandhumm) October 22, 2018

And it’s not just the saddle that needs cleaning.

NoooOOOOoooo!!! Pass the mind bleach!!!!

— William #BeMoreMike (@WilliamNB) October 22, 2018

The emergency call went out.

cc: @SadiqKhan can you stop this

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 22, 2018

To conclude …

https://twitter.com/ekwatts/status/1054323520673595393

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