9 “essential horror films” for Halloween renamed to better reflect their content
There’s no better time to dive headlong into a scary film than Halloween and just about every TV channel will have something suitably petrifying – even BBC Parliament, but that’s just Brexit updates. Comedian Joe Heenan has gone one better – he’s posted a collection of films you might think you recognise, but these titles are a little unfamiliar.
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2. Halloween
3. The Shining
4. Hellraiser
5. The Birds
6. Jaws
7. The Blair Witch Project
8. The Thing
9. A Nightmare on Elm Street
Someone remembered their favourite moments from The Guy Who Hates Doors.
> All hating doors and no play makes Jack hate doors even more than usual
I especially like the bit where he has a long talk with a bunch of ghosts about all the doors that have wronged him throughout his life.
— Robin Metcalfe (@solarise_webdev) October 26, 2018
Terrifying.
Source: Twitter
