Simply 25 great jokes from this week
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Spiders AREN’T more scared of us than we are of them. In fact they mock our lack of legs and how easy it is to gain access to our homes.
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) November 1, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1057787983691243520
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https://twitter.com/sonictyrant/status/1057039464680316928
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https://twitter.com/NickMotown/status/1057196796735295488
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It’s common knowledge that Coca Cola invented Father Xmas. It's not so widely known however that Lilt invented Batman
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) November 1, 2018
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When you ask your mum for something to eat and she says have some fruit if you're hungry. pic.twitter.com/lLXOMe6lz6
— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) November 1, 2018
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Me: What would your say is your favourite London building?
Sean Connery: Shard.
Me: I know mate but just pick the one you think is the best.
— cluedont (@cluedont) November 1, 2018
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me, crying, rocking back and forth: you…you can't just say everything is an attack on free speech
you, a middle-aged man, pointing at the distant horizon: and THIS, THIS is an attack on free speech
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) November 1, 2018
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https://twitter.com/GaryDelaney/status/1057761661556346881
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https://twitter.com/poopjeans/status/1057046315803271168
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I've written the synopsis for a book entitled 'The Exhumation of Winnie The Pooh'. It's just the bear bones at the moment.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) October 29, 2018
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True or false?
Kerry Katona doesn't actually own a cat ?
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) October 30, 2018
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