Simply 25 great jokes from this week

There’s not long to wait until the weekend. We can let our hair down and forget the “end-of-austerity” budget, Dominic Raab teasing us with rumours of a Brexit deal and – worst of all – David Cameron’s threatened return to politics. In a spirit of consolation, here are 25 jokes and pictures from the last week.

1.

https://twitter.com/alezander/status/1056676982576971776

2.

It’s a chair. pic.twitter.com/vmnfBj6KCt

— Justin Edwards (@bigedwards) October 30, 2018

3.

https://twitter.com/400FootGhost/status/1057010020272009221

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5.

https://twitter.com/Mmelulu/status/1056132679102619648

6.

I hate living in the countryside, someone's left 5 mis-shapen apples on some newspaper from 2016 in my porch and I don't know if it's a gift, a curse or a warning

— saraaaaah (@sarahdal) October 29, 2018

7.

https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/1057973856055504896

8.

I love Madonna. You never know what she’s going to be next. pic.twitter.com/A8qAe8Wh5h

— @[email protected] (@mrchrisaddison) November 1, 2018

9.

The worst thing about the dictionary is the title character doesn't even appear until chapter four.

— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) October 31, 2018

10.

https://twitter.com/simonmayo/status/1057960955781496832

11.

https://twitter.com/aedison/status/1058030757833261058

12.

(at the doctor)

Can u cough for me?
*coughs*
Can u exhale for me?
*exhales*
Can u make kissy noises?
*kissy noises*
Can you beatbox at my wedding? the dj backed out.

— Rad Wizzy (@RadWizzy) October 31, 2018