The songs on Now 101 are making people feel old. Very old indeed
Now 101’s out and the tracklisting makes interesting reading for anyone over a certain age.
When we say ‘interesting reading’ we mean ‘we have no idea what’s going on out there anymore’, as highlighted by a chap called Andy on Twitter.
Stood here reading the track listing on the back of ‘Now 101’ and think it’s time to look seriously at being put into a home. pic.twitter.com/hspJBunjzf
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) November 24, 2018
And he wasn’t alone.
Genuinely – no joke here – am unaware of all these tracks. I know some of the ‘artists’ names. No idea on the tracks.
— Battles (@coalitionofcha2) November 24, 2018
It's less like the track listing on an album and more like the ingredients in a bottle of shampoo you've accidentally brought back from Turkey.
— simon evans (@TheSimonEvans) November 24, 2018
Same here. Not a clue. Past it. Game over.
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) November 24, 2018
I recognise about three names on there, plus Fredo who is a chocolate frog.
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) November 24, 2018
Brought to you by the word “feat.”
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) November 24, 2018
Not only do I not recognise one song on here but I remember buying Now That's What I Call Music Number One and knowing every word to every song, now that's what I call bloody old!
— It's Harder Than You Think! (@RosyDarling66) November 24, 2018
Here’s the full listing just in case you really, really want to find at least one that you’ve heard of.
1. Woman Like Me – Little Mix feat. Nicki Minaj
2. Promises – Calvin Harris & Sam Smith
3. God is a Woman – Ariana Grande
4. Hold My Girl – George Ezra
5. Let You Love Me – Rita Ora
6. Eastside – Benny Blanco, Halsey & Khalid
7. All I Am – Jess Glynne
8. I Like It – Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin
9. Pray For Me – The Weeknd & Kendrick Lamar
10. Electricity – Silk City & Dua Lipa
11. In My Mind – Dynoro & Gigi D’Agostino
12. Body – Loud Luxury feat. brando
13. Girls Like You – Maroon 5 feat. Cardi B
14. Happier – Marshmello & Bastille
15. Baby – Clean Bandit feat. Marina and The Diamonds & Luis Fonsi
16. Close To Me – Ellie Goulding, Diplo & Swae Lee
17. Love Made Me Do It – Cheryl
18. High Hopes – Panic! At The Disco
19. TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME – The 1975
20. One Shot – Mabel
21. Out Of Our Heads – Take That
22. When I Kissed The Teacher (from ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’) – Lily James, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alexa Davies & Celia Imrie
23. If Only – Andrea Bocelli feat. Dua Lipa
24. No Brainer – DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Chance The Rapper & Quavo
25. Funky Friday – Dave & Fredo
26. Taki Taki – DJ Snake, Selena Gomez, Ozuna feat. Cardi B
27. No Stylist – French Montana feat. Drake
28. Nevermind – Dennis Lloyd
29. Better – Khalid
30. Ocean – Martin Garrix feat. Khalid
31. Without Me – Halsey
32. 079ME – B Young
33. Ay Caramba – Stay Flee Get Lizzy, Fredo & Young T & Bugsey
34. SICKO MODE – Travis Scott
35. Lost In Japan (Remix) – Shawn Mendes & Zedd
36. Back & Forth – MK X Jonas Blue X Becky Hill
37. Polaroid – Jonas Blue, Liam Payne & Lennon Stella
38. Panic Room – Au/Ra & CamelPhat
39. Just Got Paid – Sigala & Ella Eyre & Meghan Trainor feat. French Montana
40. Don’t Leave Me Alone – David Guetta feat. Anne-Marie
41. Best Life – Hardy Caprio feat. One Acen
42. Fine Girl – ZieZie
43. Sucker Punch – Sigrid
44. Back To You – Selena Gomez
45. Thunderclouds – LSD feat. Sia, Diplo and Labrinth
46. Be Alright – Dean Lewis
Now, THIS is what we call music.
Now ‘86 though pic.twitter.com/BmioTjREAW
— Mnrrnt and 207 others (@Mnrrnt) November 25, 2018
