People have been busy working out their ‘stripper names’ and here are our 31 favourites

So here’s how you work out your ‘stripper name’, courtesy of Noah Kinsey on Twitter.

Your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents

— Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) December 15, 2018

Not all these ‘work out your name’ formula things work out quite as well as you’d think. This one, however, proved richly rewarding.

Here are our favourites, the most fun you can have with your clothes on (sort of).

1.

Bleu Cheese Abortion https://t.co/a3zw2UoBYP

— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) December 16, 2018

2.

Olive Oyl Spinster https://t.co/dojvoqKMFu

— Dana Delany (@DanaDelany) December 16, 2018

3.

Ketchup Puts Ketchup On His Salad. https://t.co/rM1A1SInxV

— Joel McDonald (@AtYes2Ats) December 17, 2018

4.

Balsamic lesbian… which honestly sounds delightful https://t.co/jsTqHGk47g

— Amanda Deibert (@amandadeibert) December 15, 2018

5.

Pizza Express Married A Catholic. Don’t think I’d get much work at Spearmint Rhino. https://t.co/JoXCXC9NEY

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) December 17, 2018

6.

https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1074227092768858113

7.

Ceaser Gay https://t.co/Qe6PmOOfv5

— Pat (@BarstoolPAT) December 16, 2018

8.

https://twitter.com/EmilyClarkson/status/1074307263140114432

9.

Ranch Divorcè https://t.co/RuoGvvZ2P3

— Kate (@katebarstool) December 16, 2018

10.

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1074003941367500801

11.

house no house https://t.co/0yZKcaMvvk

— Don Hughes (@getfiscal) December 16, 2018

12.

https://twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/status/1074108086623776771

13.

https://twitter.com/kateleth/status/1074448620689084417

14.

Balsamic No Kids https://t.co/mBRYxOhf9K

— Rebecca Humphries (@Beckshumps) December 17, 2018

15.

Caesar Atheism

fuck it this is just my name now https://t.co/dmvcq4TF2g

— Chambraigne Socialist (@bombsfall) December 16, 2018