Just 25 of the funniest jokes from this week
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https://twitter.com/RuthePhoenix/status/1080937645491060736
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https://twitter.com/j1mzor/status/1078800481219162112
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https://twitter.com/philswales/status/1080570058823348236
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Mum's New Year's resolution is clearly to read more highbrow literature. pic.twitter.com/RgOWwqBrG3
— Claire Wetton (@wettster) January 2, 2019
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time pic.twitter.com/tb8Rqs81ic
— Anna Eila (@anna_eila) December 30, 2018
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Firing squad leader: Any last words?
Me: I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side haha
Firing squad leader: ok we're gonna somehow try to kill you twice
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) January 3, 2019
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What 2019 has in store for you
libra – Happiness
aries – Happiness
taurus – Happiness
gemini – Happiness
cancer – Happiness
leo – Happiness
virgo – Happiness
scorpio – Herpes (fuck you Karen)
sagittarius – Happiness
capricorn – Happiness
aquarius – Happiness
pisces – Happiness— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) January 1, 2019
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Duolingo: “have you practiced yet you piece of shit”
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) January 2, 2019
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What idiot called it ‘vegan non-dairy cream substitute’ and not Pseudocream
— James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) January 3, 2019
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Irish Film Classifications
G: Grand
PG: Mostly grand but sure you know yourself
12: Might be a bit of shifting
15: Shifting, implied riding, lads getting a box in the mouth, a few bad words
18: Riding, young wans in the nip, heads blew clean off, and the LANGUAGE out of them— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) December 31, 2018
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https://twitter.com/janinebrito/status/1080997251005087744
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Nice to know somebody noticed… https://t.co/ZflIUIaMwM
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 1, 2019
Nicely done, Twitter people – nicely done.