18 complaints about dining out that make perfect Smiths album titles
10.
The Dining Room Was Silent And Very Warm https://t.co/wjfUZMK0pG
— Chambraigne Socialist (@bombsfall) January 6, 2019
11.
I Was Pretty Clear I Didn’t Want Tomatoes, And Yet https://t.co/HTsYGN5Mm1
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) January 6, 2019
12.
The Waitress Couldn't Tell Us Who Was in the Painting
— Ewan Watt (@ewancwatt) January 6, 2019
13.
It Wasn't Clear Who The Squid Was For
— Séancé (@MeltingSwans) January 6, 2019
14.
The Food Was Delicious But The Tablecloth Wasn’t Clean pic.twitter.com/TVacpikTTt
— Helen the Melon (@NellDollBell) January 6, 2019
15.
Why are there so many children here?
— Library Mary (@merrylibrarians) January 6, 2019
16.
Spots on the Silverware and Butter on My Napkin
— Lynn Wall (@LenguaLynn) January 6, 2019
17.
— 🅳🅸🅲🅺 (@richard_siggee) January 6, 2019
It’s hard to see how comedy writer, David Quantick, could have said this about a dining-out experience and we’re pretty sure The Smiths would never have used it, but it’s too funny to leave out.
Morrissey Is A Fucking Arsehole. https://t.co/6cVpSvoOLK
— David Quantick (@quantick) January 6, 2019
Sounds catchy.