People are sharing the nicknames they give their pets and it’s today’s loveliest thread

It turns out that the name people give their pets isn’t actually, you know, the name they called their pet.

We know this because people have been taking to Twitter to share their pets’ names – and what they really call them.

Not only are they very funny, it might also be today’s loveliest thread. Here are the best.

1.

my dog's name is cooper.

i call him–
boubba
boub
honeybunny
coopypoopy
heyloverthisismorethanacrush
stinkboy
& sweetboy.

i use sweetboy the most.

i call this mfer "cooper" exactly 7% of the time.

— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) January 23, 2019

2.

https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/1088128659934928897

3.

My cat's name is Ginny.
I call her

Ma'am
CAT!
Kitty
babes
babies
and ARE YOU SERIOUS?!https://t.co/6MuXSOPCNV

— AB (@AlannaBennett) January 23, 2019

4.

https://twitter.com/SassyMamainLA/status/1088148689409912835

5.

my cat's name is pantalaimon.
I call him

pan
pants
fancy pants
pantsy man
lil dude
butthead
my baby
the keeeeeeetty https://t.co/Xc0gwpJ1nq

— Rachel Heine ✨ (@RachelHeine) January 23, 2019

6.

https://twitter.com/myfairKT/status/1088166652842254337

7.

My cat's name is Grunt. I call her:
– Grunticles
– weird nipple
– booger
– honey bunches of toast
– honeeyyy
– babbyyyyy
– PONCH@RBryant2012 https://t.co/WLYSwwHv7Q

— @carlivelocci.com on the other app (@velocciraptor) January 23, 2019

8.

https://twitter.com/jennyleighx33/status/1088198604781703173
9.

https://twitter.com/JillianKeenan/status/1088192920321228801

10.

My cat’s name is Benny. I call him:
-Burrito
-Burly Tico
-Fluffernutter
-Fluffernutter Dude
-Meowlerino
-Nose Cat
-Fuff https://t.co/aWLsA4wx7g

— Cari Luna (@cari_luna) January 23, 2019

11.

https://twitter.com/HometownVenus/status/1088125508133507072

12.

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1088194471219458049

13.

My dog's name is Cesare.
I call him:

Chez
Chezzy
Chezerito
Chezerito Burrito
Chesterson Mayfield III
Chestercorn Wallace
Boo Boos
Boosifer
Baba
Baba-booty
Ringbar https://t.co/JX2bB80mgw

— SalamanderHamilton (@BalthazarBlakee) January 23, 2019

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