These 17 disastrous dating stories will make you delete Tinder

Not every date can lead to a relationship and that’s why we have dates and don’t just agree to set up home with the first person who asks, but if these stories of nightmare dates are anything to go by, we might have to start looking for a better system. It all started when Twitter user aries asked this question.

https://twitter.com/proletariatitty/status/1086771239992078336

These are the best – well, the worst.

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On a date with this one guy, and he thought he’d tell me how he liked to go to Chinese restaurants and order Shirley Temples because Asian people with accents have trouble saying “Shirley Temple.” When I didn’t laugh, he did an impression to give me the full effect. https://t.co/e1EzhSN69H

— Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn (only kind of around) (@Trungles) January 24, 2019

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OKAY BRACE YOURSELVES.
It was a wake/memorial.
For the guy's ex.
At a Dave and Busters.

I had no idea ahead of time. I just thought we were gonna go play skeeball. https://t.co/ARpvEQwafr

— ✨Cara✨ is still in One Piece Hell (@ohcararara) January 24, 2019

3.

https://twitter.com/kateleth/status/1088176467836456961

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https://twitter.com/bdunkelman/status/1088178427906088960

5.

https://twitter.com/colorpulp/status/1088191998098456577

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https://twitter.com/toastasaurus/status/1088249516237692929

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Met his parents. They led me out back to a broken jacuzzi filled with turbid water…then handed me a net & instructed me to “feel around the corners.” I did so and pulled up a LIVE CATFISH. The dad clubbed it on the garden bricks & the mom cooked it for dinner. https://t.co/4PmZZ9T9Fu

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) January 24, 2019

9.

https://twitter.com/lolacoaster/status/1088194836807659520