The way this teenager stole a PS4 has earned him legendary status – our 14 favourite responses
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Why are the geniuses punished for their crimes https://t.co/QBk3Q2Jbw9
— KH3 Broke Me (@Chance_7000) January 31, 2019
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Free this little maverick https://t.co/NM8Rgq6ecS
— EL BARTO ANTIFA (@ElBartoArmy) January 31, 2019
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— holy macaroni (@mynameisRobbo) January 31, 2019
11.
One way of looking at it is he was merely bartering with an employee who’s not very good at it.
— Jared Lipof (@jaredlipof) January 31, 2019
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He should be knighted and given the Nobel Prize for mathematics https://t.co/awmsdJqcBR
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) January 31, 2019
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this might be my favorite headline of all time https://t.co/m2OdryeRjC
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 31, 2019
14.
You know what? I'm not mad. This is a shoplifting genius lmao https://t.co/lgAa1szC59
— Jkmn Ssst (@kiruti) January 31, 2019
Political sketch writer Tom Peck had a different take.
Secretary of State for Transport is bankrupt after buying eight loose onions for £3.1m by WEIGHING it in the gold section at self-service till. https://t.co/zrX5zs8pQR
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) January 31, 2019
If only that didn’t seem feasible.
