What did Father Brexit bring you? 18 reactions to “Brexit Day” that get our vote
Today is the day that would have been Brexit Day had the people running the UK’s exit from the EU not been as useful as a mesh jelly bowl. MP’s are, however, having a debate on whether to accept half of Theresa May’s Withdrawal Agreement – not a meaningful vote, though, because that would be far too reasonable for this live political soap opera.
Some might be waking up to disappointment.
Oh no Father Brexit hasn't been 😭😭😭
— Jay Tuvz (@JayTuvz) March 29, 2019
On Twitter, people are commemorating the day that today would have been.
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29th March 2019. #BrexitDay achievement checklist:
Free trade area massively larger than the EU ❎
Easiest deal in history ❎
40 trade deals ❎
Taking back control ❎
Strong global Britain ❎
Sunlit uplands ❎
International laughing stock ✅
Unparalleled national catastrofuck ✅— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 29, 2019
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It's Brexit Day! We hung our brexit stockings last night but Fairy Theresa delivered nothing. Later we're going to gather round the bonfire of our rights singing Jerusalem while repeatedly punching ourselves in the face. Best Brexit Day EVER
— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 29, 2019
3.
Good morning! Has Father Brexit been? Did he leave racism, food shortages and no medicine out for all the man-childs? Aww, look at their little bright red faces.
— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) March 29, 2019
4.
Looking forward to the traditional #BrexitDay dinner – beef with Brussels. pic.twitter.com/MNfC4AdAvo
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 29, 2019
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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1111535184690769921
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Anyone else feel that #BrexitDay has become too commercialised these days?
— Visit Wakefield™ (@Visit_Wakefield) March 29, 2019
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I think it was an inspired idea to combine the launch of my Leadership Campaign with a #BrexitDay Celebration Party. pic.twitter.com/9MLbKuw96B
— Not Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) March 29, 2019
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HAPPY NOT BREXIT DAY 🥳
— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) March 29, 2019
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it's March 29th!!! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! 🎉🎈🇬🇧
of course, in the UK every day is Independence Day, on account of the fact we're already an independent sovereign country, inside the EU 🙃🇪🇺
one could almost argue that Brexit has been a complete fucking waste of time.
— Sarah 🚩 #WearAMaskYouStupidBastards (@sazmeister88) March 29, 2019