Simply 23 times Jay Rayner won at Twitter

John Plunkett. Updated April 25th, 2019

13.

Pesky things, words, arent they Andrew. If you don’t want to be accused of sounding like a racist, don’t use their language. Which is exactly what you did. This tweet might help. https://t.co/LLBtXhBlHG https://t.co/jT6nK2Jg71

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) April 21, 2019

14.

Much as man who has been blindfolded, turned around three times and handed a bow and arrow for the first time aims for a bullseye… https://t.co/nOE2BaFB0v

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) February 3, 2019

15.

The only defence the @Telegraph could muster for @BorisJohnson writing total bollocks about the British public's feelings about Brexit is that he's an utter knob nobody was going to take seriously. Mr Johnson would like to be Prime Minister. https://t.co/WnoUBCMcpx

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) April 12, 2019

16.

Reading the headlines this morning it’s clear there’s a v strong chance @Michaelgove be the next Prime Minister. If he is the answer the question has to be what effing calamitous shitstorm of a disaster has to overcome the UK to enable Michael Gove to become prime minister?

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) April 3, 2019

17.

So @michaelgove previously said he couldn’t comment on the illegality at Vote Leave while the appeal was ongoing. He must be relieved the appeal is over so he can now explain. I’m sure we’ll hear from shortly. https://t.co/SJsycN8LyT

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) March 30, 2019

18.

And so Toby Young endorses Michael Gove for PM, dreaming of a comeback. And if you want one event,one moment, that sums up the awfulness of the situation in which we find ourselves it’s all right there. If you want me I’ll be in the darkened room with the revolver and the whisky. https://t.co/9n8sUtt2qp

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) March 24, 2019

19.

No we’re marching to have another vote which is literally the definition of democracy. https://t.co/t6zY7z2PlY

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) March 23, 2019

20.

"have gone' with a wank, Lex. https://t.co/Z18ipvFXPu

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) March 21, 2019

21.

Top advice: do not smash an unopened bottle of Worcestershire Sauce on a tiled kitchen floor at 1.30am when you are pissed and just want to go to bed. Or at any time tbh.

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) March 9, 2019

22.

Man who doused country in petrol, threw burning match into the puddle of accelerant then walked away to spend time with book advance, regrets inferno. https://t.co/uMrJPX7ZAW

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) February 20, 2019

23.

For those in search of a bit of guidance and direction… https://t.co/mHh487N9kR

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) November 30, 2018

And not forgetting this catch-all favourite applicable to pretty much anything anyone says on Twitter.

What a load of specious, empty, vapid bollocks.

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) January 16, 2019

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