Our 25 favourite jokes from this week
13.
Take That looking like parents on a Skype conversation. pic.twitter.com/b5RYWWxOmW
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) April 23, 2019
14.
OOH! A NEW EMAIL! I WONDER WHAT THAT… oh, it's the file I emailed to myself a millisecond ago.
Every fucking time.— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) April 26, 2019
15.
It’ll be cold by then ffs pic.twitter.com/kEcQQj4mQL
— Ashley Davies (@MsAshleyDavies) April 25, 2019
16.
Good to see the venn diagram between “people who don’t believe in the science on climate change” and “people who are willing to publicly bully a child” is a circle.
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) April 24, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/theirishfor/status/1121130108658573312
18.
Do… suits hurt? pic.twitter.com/c7cuGUhwR7
— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 22, 2019
19.
This has to be libel pic.twitter.com/LUos7eaKmq
— Karl Minns (@karlminns) April 23, 2019
20.
Just checking if anyone else saw these two on #newsnight just now as I'm really worried my TV is haunted. pic.twitter.com/HptIJnmAwf
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) April 25, 2019
21.
https://twitter.com/tiemoose/status/1121510199859261445
22.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
LEO TOLSTOY!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
LEO TOLSTOY!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
LEO TOLSTOY!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
LEO TOLSTOY!
LEO TOLSTOY
LEO TOLSTOY
LEO TOLSTOY
LEO TOLSTOY!!!— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) April 24, 2019
23.
when you fall off a cliff but still have to finish the tweet pic.twitter.com/1m3wRDO6lQ
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 25, 2019
24.
With the sound off this is a midwife demonstrating how to properly wash your hands https://t.co/z2RpZo1zS8
— bel (@anabelish) April 26, 2019
25.
well do u know what margaret. i’m getting on a bus and you are dead. how about that https://t.co/lMA1W8Vlcu
— clio (@cliomcl) April 26, 2019
