Donald Trump claimed he’s “a young vibrant man” – 13 savage burns
The fact checkers are kept very busy by Donald Trump, who told an average of 15 lies a day throughout 2018, so we should be completely used to it by now, but this latest one has really taken the biscuit – or cookie.
‘I’m so young. I can’t believe it. I’m the youngest person. I’m a young, vibrant man.’ — President Trump, 72 pic.twitter.com/1eOVDl4gV5
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) April 27, 2019
It’s a bold statement from a man so unstable, he had to be held up by Theresa May, and it inevitably attracted a degree of scorn.
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If @realDonaldTrump is a “young and vibrant man” than I am a dull vagina obsessed heterosexual
— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) April 26, 2019
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If Trump is "young" and "vibrant" I'm an Olympic athlete. https://t.co/wVhxBvjSBP
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) April 27, 2019
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“I’m so young. I can’t believe it. I’m the youngest person. I’m a young, vibrant man.” Donald Trump, age 72. He obviously doesn’t know what the words “vibrant” or “young” mean. #OldDonald pic.twitter.com/00MWu9CjKl
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) April 27, 2019
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Donald Trump rehearsing his "I'm a young, vibrant man" line: pic.twitter.com/MJ9hLJj02P
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) April 26, 2019
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'I'm the youngest person.' Is this like a Benjamin Button situation? Will Trump actually be fairly wise when he's only 2 years old? https://t.co/wboYlXWx4q
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) April 28, 2019
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And so smart too! With the best words and the biggest . . . mouth https://t.co/FbO01Gwah2
— Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) April 27, 2019
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And I’m skinny white actress, Calista Flockhart. https://t.co/AzZRMOzgup
— Le Gateau Chocolat (@LeGateauChoc) April 27, 2019
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I can fly. I can’t believe it. I’m the flyingist person. I’m an airborne, well-coiffed man. https://t.co/KOIj2ZPebf
— Jonathan McKinney (@jon_mck) April 27, 2019
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug. https://t.co/m5PXro5nu0
— Milk the Cow Podcast (@MTCPODCAST) April 27, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Firesnakious/status/1122085882809462785
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I’m so young I’m younger than all of you fools. I’m THE youngest person. Younger than the newest newborn. I haven’t even graduated kindergarten I’m so young. I have a young mind – magnificent – like a toddler! Not old like you old idiots that’s for sure! https://t.co/wYTeKUNetl
— carrie (@garlic__salt) April 27, 2019
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Me when I insist i am in my “early twenties” and still perfectly capable of going out two nights in a row without ruining the whole week https://t.co/aM9kAQPUIm
— Helena Horton (@horton_official) April 27, 2019
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In fairness, orange is a very vibrant color.
— oo_Fox (@iterum_solam) April 27, 2019
Liberal Limericks produced a limerick (duh!) for the occasion.
“I’m simply the picture of youth,”
Says Donald, who’s long in the tooth
And ought to retire
(But, as he’s a liar,
That’s close as he’s come to the truth). https://t.co/bU82paq5Xv— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) April 27, 2019
Perhaps the Trumps might like to employ a resident poet.
