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It’s official – there’s an infallible weapon in case of a Godzilla attack

Oonagh Keating. Updated May 15th, 2019

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If you’ve ever worried about what might happen in the event of a Godzilla attack – and who hasn’t? – worry no more, for there is an unbeatable weapon at our disposal.

If Godzilla sees that, he’ll be bricking it.

Source: PetenkaLim

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