These 17 real-life moments are more like bad movie scenes
For most of us, life plods along with a few blips and high points, but they’re nothing that Hollywood would get excited over. However, even the most ordinary life can have that one moment that is so outlandish, so dark or so funny that you’d think it had been scripted for a blockbuster.
Writer, Caroline Moss, wondered about those events.
https://twitter.com/CarolineMoss/status/1129432035322421248
There were some amazing replies, and these were our favourites.
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when my first boyfriend in Britain broke up with me he was so awkward (and British) about it I just didn't realise I was being dumped so made him stay over for dinner, only found out I was single because his best friend told me like three days later https://t.co/JJPJ1TKAcl
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 17, 2019
2.
The time I asked a guy I had a crush on if he was interested in me and he moved his head back and forth like he was considering it and then said “I’d say no”
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) May 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/LindsayPB/status/1129693216427728897
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https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1129630262919405568
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After getting drunk on Absinthe during Carnival in Cadiz & it started raining, my friends & I took refuge under a tree & passed out waiting for our train the next morning. Woke up (still in costume) & realized we were actually in a traffic circle, tour bus going round & round us.
— Elle Drumheller (@elledrumheller) May 17, 2019
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My landlady was overseeing repairs in my apartment so my roommate and I took turns moving my fat cat around in a big paper shopping bag to rooms she wasn’t in since pets weren’t allowed.
— Sumi Folz (@sumesumes) May 17, 2019
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boyfriend of 4 yrs, waking me up at 3am:
i got a girl pregnant when I was 15
me: what? *rubbing eyes*
bf: she's 30 now
me: what? *still rubbing eyes*
bf: she has a kid. so I'm a grandfather.
me: uh huh
bf: when we go to Oregon [in 24 hrs], you're going to meet her https://t.co/JY6BMlLPZo— esther tseng 鄭怜欣 (@estarLA) May 17, 2019
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I once ate bad ceviche in the dining hall & had to walk down frat row while all the bros were on their lawns day drinking as I periodically stopped to throw up in their bushes every few hundred feet. They thought I was drunk and cheered me on for going so hard during the day.
— Fatima Sy (@FatimaSees) May 17, 2019
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Met my ex for dinner after we broke up and knew it might be awks so said it was his ‘birthday’ so they’d give us a secluded table. At the end of the eve he confessed he still loved me, to which I had to say I didn’t anymore just as the brought out A CAKE WITH A SPARKLER AND SANG
— darcie rae (@itsdarcierae) May 17, 2019