These 17 real-life moments are more like bad movie scenes
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My Jr. prom date dumped me for another girl at prom. He still gave me a ride home. As he pulled away I realized I didn’t have my key-my parents had their A/C on so they couldn’t hear me knock or the doorbell. I sat on my front steps in my prom gown til 6am.
— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) May 17, 2019
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I came home from a redeye flight to find my furniture missing. Art, couch gone. Then I opened my boyfriend’s closet. It was empty. He’d dumped me by secretly moving out.
Oh, and it was our 3-yr anniversary. We had had plans for me to cook him a nice dinner. ♀️
— Stephanie Foo (@imontheradio) May 18, 2019
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I fell asleep on a couch on a cruise ship & woke up surrounded by 100+ people & a loud, 12-piece band. The couch was in front of a stage, apparently. The band stopped playing & everyone cheered when I woke up.
— Carols (@ohthatcarols) May 17, 2019
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The time a guy stopped mid-makeout and said “you’re a really good kisser. Obviously I’ve had better but you’re way above average.”
— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) May 17, 2019
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The time I wrote a long gross needy text to a boyfriend during a breakup… and accidentally sent it to my boss. Who was sitting across from me.
— Chelsea Mae (@misschelseamae) May 17, 2019
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The time I Ubered 30 minutes to a guy’s house after he booty called me at like 5 am, and when I got there he’d fallen asleep. I screamed his name from the sidewalk and literally tried to break into his apartment. A neighbor came out to shush me. It was a scene from a bad rom-com.
— Alexia LaFata (@alexialafata) May 17, 2019
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My first week in LA I got rear ended by a Batmobile. And for the next month with insurance when they asked the make and model of the car that hit me I had to say it was “a Batmobile.” Next they would ask who was driving and I would have to say “…not Batman.”
— Casey Barnhart (@BreakerCassidy) May 18, 2019
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when i was like 14 i decided to take my fave drawings out of my sketchbooks and put them up my bedroom walls. i woke up at 2am to my dog standing over me with mournful eyes as diarrhea shot out of her ass with the force of a low-grade powerwasher all over said walls
— Rebecca Mix (GOT finale spoilers!) (@rebeccarmix) May 17, 2019
Fantasy writer Sarah Adams recalled her eventful first day in LA.
Newly moved to the LA area. I was side swiped by a gold Humvee driven by an Armenian bodybuilder in a muscle shirt who begged me to let his cousin fix the damage under the table. A lawyer in a black Porsche zoomed up, handed me his card and said “I saw the whole thing!”
— Sarah Adams (@SarahJoyAdams) May 18, 2019
Oh, no, that's just how we welcome you to southern California
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) May 18, 2019
H/T: Caroline Moss