This guy asked his date for a drinks refund because they didn’t have sex – 7 favourite responses
Student paramedic Chlo Matthews went viral after she shared a text she received from a guy she went for a drink with.
They just went for a drink and but he obviously wasn’t happy about that, because he said this.
So a guy bought me a drink when I was out last night and I gave him my number and…
Chlo Matt is officially retiring from nights out pic.twitter.com/FpCzd4Yyv0
— Chlo Matthews (@chlojmatthews8) June 1, 2019
And here are our favourite 7 things people said about it.
1.
Imagine his demands had you gone for a meal…
— Rose (@SwissMinx) June 1, 2019
She’d be obliged to bear him a healthy son.
— Niamh McGreevy (@niamhgem) June 2, 2019
He’d have to buy me livestock for that
— Chlo Matthews (@chlojmatthews8) June 2, 2019
2.
I’m going to message my insurence company and see if they’ll refund me for last year, we didn’t have any house fires at all.
— Mister Bumface (@misterbumface) June 2, 2019
3.
This is a joke surely? Is this what society has come to?
— BlackTopMedia (@BlackTopMediaUK) June 1, 2019
What an absolute weapon. 😂
— Comms Guy Mike (@commsguymike) June 1, 2019
4.
Transfer him 1p with the reference “for the virgin” please
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) June 2, 2019
5.
Say ‘sure’, get his bank details and sign him for a £20/mo donation to an animal charity or something.
— juux (@juux) June 2, 2019
6.
Ha ha, this is shocking. I can almost smell the excessive lynx body spray and see the overly tight skinny jeans just from the message
— Gareth Jones (@GJ_31) June 1, 2019
7.
Please tell me you didn’t 😂
— Sally Mckee (@Spara_Sally) June 1, 2019
Of course not I’m skint
— Chlo Matthews (@chlojmatthews8) June 1, 2019
To conclude …
— will of the people (@creamywillbrie) June 3, 2019