Our 25 favourite funny things of the week
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https://twitter.com/vaginadental/status/1135596956049448960
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me: [playing fetch]
man: please let my dog get it— Sexy Vince (Top 100%) (@mortimermaiden) June 2, 2019
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interesting fact: salmon die after mating, or at least every salmon I’ve ever mated with
— Grant Tanaka: Honky (@GrantTanaka) June 4, 2019
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Ok. Seriously, stop feeding the gulls. pic.twitter.com/TMYz52ii0j
— Paul (@bingowings14) June 4, 2019
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Frozen pic.twitter.com/FhlPmw6AhQ
— Matho (@MathoInc) June 4, 2019
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A wee boy has smashed the kitchen window with a football & they’re fuckin’ raging pic.twitter.com/PmW0S7LTiK
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 6, 2019
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*creating hannibal lecter*
what if frasier ate people
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) June 5, 2019
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someone please contact the “reader’s brainwaves” editor at Take A Break, they’re not ok pic.twitter.com/Nm3IscE51H
— Ryan Sampson (@MrRyanSampson) May 30, 2019
21.
People call millennials snowflakes, but have they ever met a printer? "Ooh my ink's a bit low" "Ooh my paper's slightly out of alignment" "Ooh I don't like the look of that driver"
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 6, 2019
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Worst tribute group pic.twitter.com/BTkPT2uE4Q
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) June 5, 2019
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I love mornings. Before it all goes to shit.
— Kerry Godliman (@KerryAGodliman) June 6, 2019
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Do you want to know more about what happened when the ancient scribes went on strike …
*Scrolls down*
— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) June 5, 2019
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Just seen Paul Young's house. Well, a hat on the ground.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 5, 2019