This tale of a 7 y/o and his burger prompted a rush of stories about very literal-minded kids
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my brother at age five ordered a burger and the waitress said “how would you like that” and he thought really hard and said “scrambled”
— gian (@georgehwbutch) 18 August 2019
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Kids are hilarious sometimes. My cousin’s four year old son pointed out a plane in the sky and when she asked where he thought it was going he said “Costco”.
— Elise Bayer (@geminigurl89) 17 August 2019
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My 8yo daughter said she was scared of house fires and asked my 5yo son what his worst nightmare was.
“Wild rice.”
— BallsOut (@bjcreigh) 18 August 2019
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Watching March of the Penguins and my wife said, “I can’t tell which is the male and which the female”
8 y/o says, “The males have a bigger tuxedo.”
Wife: “Ok, so which tuxedo is bigger?”
Son: “I don’t even know what a tuxedo is. I just know the males have a larger one.”
— Lord Cornish (@LordCornish) 18 August 2019
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https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1162895995631357952
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My nine year old daughter recently saw another child she knows riding a bike while drinking a can of Pepsi. She informed us that he “really shouldn’t be drinking and driving”.
— Mark (@memywords) 18 August 2019
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Oh my goodness that’s adorable. Reminds me of a 7 year old I helped open a savings account for. His grandfather told him he needed to work on getting straight A’s and the kid said “Well, I can get them pretty straight when I use a pencil.” 😂
— Natalie Alvarez (@natlibsci) 17 August 2019
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My son when he was five overhead someone in the car say they didn’t like sharp cheese. He replied then just cut off the corners 😂
— Jacqueline Anne Thompson (@ThatsJacqueline) 18 August 2019
To conclude …
Oh god, this thread is a modern ‘kids say the darndest things’. I’m laughing tears right out of my eyes! https://t.co/NuEJrEW0jy
— Traci Nagle (@traciatlarge) August 18, 2019
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