Is this relationship problem about eggs just a big yolk? 9 cracks at solving it
Reddit’s relationship problems can often be quite wild, and the best ones make their way onto Twitter, via @redditships, but we think this one might have stretched people’s credulity a tad too far – for more than one reason.
My (27m) girlfriend's (26f) obsession with eggs is damaging our relationship pic.twitter.com/VNVU4iEeRB
— relationships.txt (@redditships) August 26, 2019



There’s so much wrong with that, we hardly know where to begin, so we’ll just share the reactions from Twitter users who spotted the same problems we did.
1.
Can we just back up for a second and consider what kind of human being has the wherewithal to eat 4 (four) to 15 (fifteen) eggs a day https://t.co/OD76Q2yElw
— Duchess of Beefcake (@jendrawscomics) August 26, 2019
2.
is he dating gaston?
— Unemployed Tavros ️ (@ArtistFailure) August 26, 2019
3.
Lmao how goddamned hard is it to finish an egg
— ☠️ (@RoeVWadeBoggs) August 26, 2019
4.
Bad news bud. Your girlfriend is Frank Reynolds. https://t.co/OIxzGJ539P
— Blake Murphy (@BlakeMurphyODC) August 26, 2019
5.
You should take your girlfriend to get her cholesterol checked immediately
— nikki (@thenikkibus) August 26, 2019
There were some other takes on the whole business.
6.
This one has me cracking up! Yolk's on him for getting so hard boiled over her eggscentric eating habits.
— ᵖʳᵃʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒⁿᶜᵒⁿ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵉⁿᵈ (@exfatalist) August 26, 2019
7.
I couldn't live like that, I hate walking on eggshells around someone.
— Alexandra Erin (@AlexandraErin) August 26, 2019
8.
i'm afraid to say it's…ova https://t.co/B1EnjjHydx
— adrian crawford (@Crawf33) August 26, 2019
9.
Put a fucking ring on it https://t.co/NALlSmYaba
— Urple Incogzero (@NotUrplePingo) August 26, 2019
Crucially, there was this point – not about the egg-obsessed girlfriend, but about the original poster himself.
Everyone's ragging on the Egg Lady but 27m straight-up says he put a coat in the wash with a half-egg still in it along with all his other clothes and is somehow surprised it got egg on all his other clothes. Dude. Have you never done your own laundry. My man. Eggs are small fry.
— Ryan Vance (@ryanjjvance) August 26, 2019
The man lacks common sense and deserves to smell of eggs forever.
Source: @redditships Image: @redditships, BBC Food
