Just 19 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg

11.

“…but the ones over there, are far away.”

— Andy Campbell (@MenClapBadly) September 6, 2019

12.

https://twitter.com/flidby/status/1169897076588605440

13.

When you’re trying to explain to your colleague that just because you once asked them if they were ok when you found them crying in the stationery supply cupboard doesn’t actually mean that you’re now dating. pic.twitter.com/VmuXWgIsRS

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 6, 2019

14.

"HR just want to know how *you* feel it's going" pic.twitter.com/egu5DTEXIa

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) September 6, 2019

15.

‘Let’s get you home and clean you up. These things happen, grandpa.’

— Jon Fish 🐠 (@lionel_jon) September 6, 2019

16.

‘Look, just come back for one night. There’s a nice warm bed and all the biscuits you can eat. Sleeping in the park may seem like a way out of all this shit, but you’ll still have to face it all again tomorrow and you’ll be in a wet and be-shitted suit’ pic.twitter.com/SVareT5yhU

— Dave Lee (@davelee1968) September 6, 2019

17.

It's not the end of the world that you've lost your job, your house & now have to sleep on this bench. I'll take you along to a foodbank to get you some things you may need until your universal credit payment comes through in 5 weeks.

— Johnny Glenn (@thattwitjohnny) September 6, 2019

18.

"You broke the swings, you fell off the slide, you had a dump on the roundabout, of course you can't have a Mivvi." pic.twitter.com/cD8Mt0NEGo

— David Quantick (@quantick) September 6, 2019

19.

Brexit’s like a box of chocolates.

— Robin Hancock (@hancock_robin) September 6, 2019

BONUS!

Because they kept on coming.

“Only listen to my voice. You're feeling relaxed and very heavy. On the count of 3, you will wake up and when you hear me say the word 'accountable', you will be compelled to stop smirking like a simpering schoolboy and act like a responsible adult." pic.twitter.com/oBxAI0UTmP

— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) September 6, 2019

Boris (2019) – this Ricky Gervais scripted comedy about a man with an IQ of 60 and his care worker wants to be heartwarming but Gervais can’t stop himself from slipping into all the obvious tropes of mocking intellectual disability. pic.twitter.com/R65IHcTljZ

— Rob Manuel 🍳 (@robmanuel) September 6, 2019

"It's not your ball, it's everybody's ball." pic.twitter.com/bayWecDs3D

— Adrian Edmondson ❎ (@AdrianEdmondson) September 6, 2019

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Boris Johnson has just been owned by the whole of Yorkshire and it’s glorious