People are sharing the most stupid ways they’ve injured themselves and you’ll fall over laughing
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I have a scar on my cheek from when I tried to dig a hole in my mattress to hide porn when I was 13 and the knife caught in the latex and rebounded into my face. Millimetres from my eye! Coulda gone into my brain!
— Linda Shapcott (@h00py67) August 15, 2018
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Poked myself in the eye while pushing my glasses up with the sudoku book.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) August 15, 2018
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when i was a child i cut my foot open jumping on a bed (yeah, a soft mattress and duvet). thus ended all glee in my life
— lauren (@laurenbowes) August 15, 2018
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Broke a finger while giving v-signs to a telephone. https://t.co/BppfcOkbXd
— Gareth L Powell (@garethlpowell) September 17, 2019
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1) At 28 missed the last step going down stairs, landed on a shoe, rolled my ankle & tore it up. Got stuck in Wales for a month til I could travel home.
2) At 8 broke my right wrist falling of a dining chair
3) At 13 broke my left wrist running on a wet floor (after being warned)— Glucky-go-Lightly (@CoffeeAndGinger) August 15, 2018
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4)At 15 fractured a bone in my hand falling over when dancing to Spice Girls.
5)Around 7 or so gave girl a piggie back, fell over, she landed on concrete I on grass – she got bruised but I cut my head open. Still got the scar.— Glucky-go-Lightly (@CoffeeAndGinger) August 15, 2018
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6) Stubbed my to on an open drawer, walked away (didn’t put the drawer back) came back in and stubbed it again on the same drawer, broke 2 toes.
7) Tripped over a metal laundry hanger, flew towards the cat, tripped over him and broke another 2 toes— Glucky-go-Lightly (@CoffeeAndGinger) August 15, 2018
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When I was 6, I stretched a retractable measuring tape along the length of my house. I let it go, and it shot back across the ground towards me, whipping around like a snake. The metal tip swung up and sliced my finger open.
It was measureably the stupidest thing I’ve done.
— James Coquillat (@robopelican) August 16, 2018
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Trying on a cute fall sweater in a store and tearing a tendon in my shoulder……
It is the lamest thing I have ever done other than straining my back by picking up cat toys on the carpet— Mary (@marycreatesart) August 16, 2018
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During Xmas dinner, my twin brother and I (5yo) hid under the table, laughing & shoving M&Ms up each other’s noses & blowing them out onto each other. Until they got stuck. We screamed, almost tipped over the table, bright red & green snot oozing from our faces. Mom almost died.
— famous mathlete 🤓 (@JenChancellor) August 16, 2018
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I fell asleep on my arm and woke up with it completely numb. I tried to shake it awake with my other arm and ended up dropping it on my own face essentially fully punching myself in the eye at 4am.
— Edward Rose (@eddyrose13) August 15, 2018
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I was editing my own web series without breaks or sleep for 70+ hours, leading me to throw out my back from…editing. https://t.co/2FyMtfkOMv
— Matthew Mercer (@matthewmercer) September 17, 2019
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Cutting a bagel. With my finger through the hole.
— elf 🌼 (@veneficaultrix) August 15, 2018
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I knocked myself out on a glass door I didn’t see.
My husband accidentally slammed his penis in the fridge whilst trying to midnight snack.
We’re a perfect couple.
— ⚫ badly drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) August 16, 2018
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In my case it kinda actually is.
A.) years ago I sneezed so hard that I slammed my face into the sink & fractured one of my teeth.
B. ) in 2004, trying to strip varnish, I poured about a gallon of solvent over a counter next to a lit pilot light. BOOM. I’m two-toned now.— Hawthorn H. Wright (@HawthornRants) August 15, 2018
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Sprained my wrist bouncing on the bed. Was so embarrassed I said it was a masturbation injury https://t.co/AmEoBgNnKE
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) September 16, 2019
Here’s what Eleanor, who started the thread, had to say later.
I applaud the number of submissions which involve an urgent and indefatigable urge to snack
— Eleanor Penny (@eleanorkpenny) August 15, 2018
And this.
you’re all so dumb, I love you
— Eleanor Penny (@eleanorkpenny) August 15, 2018
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