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The makers really phoned in the song for this singing fire engine toy

Toys that sing and make noises are annoying enough without it being obvious that the makers expended the least amount of effort conceivable to produce the song you’re going to hear night and day until the kid gets bored or you remove the batteries. The manufacturers of this fire engine, demonstrated by radio presenter Matt Dyson, clearly phoned-in the sound effects.

Some people sort of liked it …

It was a familiar sound for others.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, it wasn’t one of a kind.

Twitter user Matt Coleman gave us a clip of the ambulance, and yes – it was of a similarly so-bad-it’s-good standard.

And this is how the helicopter sounds.

Clearly, this is what you need to buy for the toddler whose parents you genuinely detest.

Source: Matt Dyson Image: Matt Dyson, Twitter screengrab, @daiga_ellaby on Unsplash