This couple’s rules for their wedding guests went viral because they’re outrageous and so badly done
The internet is no stranger to stories of brides who make outrageous demands of their guests, their wedding party or the people who are paid – or, at least, should be paid – to make their big day so special.
But this list of ‘rules and regulations’ sent to guests by a wedding co-ordinator on behalf of the bride and groom is so outrageous it surely tops the lot.
And not just because of what it says, but how it says it.
And just in case that’s tricky to read.
“Good morning, I am reaching out to all confirmed guest to do a finally head count and go over some rules and regulations of the wedding day.
First of all, are you still attending with a plus one?
Rules and regulations:
1. Please arrive 15-30 minutes early.
2. Please DO NOT wear white, cream or ivory.
3. Please do not wear anything other than a basic bob or ponytail.
4. Please do not fave a full face of makeup.
5. Do not record during the seramony.
6. Do not check in on FB until instructed.
7. Use #[redacted] when posting all pictures.
8. DO NOT TALK TO THE BRIDE AT ALL.
9. Everyone will toast with Rémy. No acceptance.
10. Lastly must come with gift 75$ or more or you want to be admited in.
If you have any questions or need clarification please call me directly [phone number redacted]
Thank you.”
Yes, we have a question please. ‘What is happening here and who the hell do you think you are?’
The list went viral after it was shared by laika_cat on Reddit and here are our favourite things people said about it.
ohhaiiireddit: ‘seramony.’
3stoogesfan: “No acceptance.”
ASomewhatAmbiguous: ‘what an excellent list of reasons to not go.’
evylllint: ‘”do not wear anything other than basic ponytail or bob.” I’d love for all guests to all show up naked with ponytails. That would be beautiful.’
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