The 25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
We get it, Karen. You’re having a girl. Good God. https://t.co/Hlc3JAx70g
— David Gardner (@byDavidGardner) November 10, 2019
14.
I think Banksy should stop doing art when Louis Walsh dies just to make people wonder
— Kathryn McGoldrick. (@katmcgoldrick) November 10, 2019
15.
if you have any questions just go pspspsps and I’ll come to you pic.twitter.com/YdQB1yX6SF
— Finessa Hudgens ✧ (@coolado_) November 14, 2019
16.
Most of being an adult is whispering "fuck this" while doing it anyway
— Elisabeth🎄 (@YourMomsucksTho) November 14, 2019
17.
On this day 1908: Albert Einstein presents his quantum theory of light. pic.twitter.com/HoNDibK7DY
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) November 14, 2019
18.
interviewer: here at the blood bank we thoroughly vet all our employees. a simple disguise isn’t fooling us
dracula: oh I see *removes mustache*
mosquito: *walks in wearing two mustaches* dan your reports are late
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 14, 2019
19.
When's the WD-40 Christmas advert out?
— cluedont (@cluedont) November 14, 2019
20.
The only reason I put a litter tray in the utility room is so the cat can have something to laugh at while he shits in my laundry.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) November 14, 2019
21.
[my first day as a bus driver]
You shouldn’t really get off the bus until we’ve stopped moving. pic.twitter.com/5KtBO4b8bN— Paul (@bingowings14) November 10, 2019
22.
TEACHER: your son lies a lot
PARENT: not my little joey
TEACHER: jason
PARENT: who’s jason
TEACHER: your son
PARENT: i don’t know a jason— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) February 6, 2018
23.
Feeling old yet? pic.twitter.com/qhmWWBJnRs
— ⱠØ₴₮Ø₵₭ Ⱨ₳ⱠⱠ ⱧɆ₦₲Ɇ (@Lostock_Henge) November 14, 2019
24.
Lass on the radio's called her daughter Persephone. She was the wife of Hades who imposed curses of men upon the souls of the dead, and I just think that's a lot of pressure to place on a child.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) November 12, 2019
25.
ME: *seductively* and this is where the magic happens…
[opens bedroom door]
[100s of white rabbits escape]
[doves scatter frantically]
[half a woman mouths 'Help me']— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) November 14, 2019
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