Michael Gove quoting Stormzy lyrics had the internet cringing hard – 19 scathing takedowns
In the race to grab as many votes as possible, a celebrity endorsement can be a great boost, so it must have riled some Conservatives for Jeremy Corbyn to get yet another shout out from popular rapper, Stormzy, via Instagram.
I will be registering to vote and I will be voting for Jeremy Corbyn.
There are several reasons as to why I’m voting for him – I would be here all day if I began to list them…but in my 26 years of life I have never trusted politicians or relied on them to be the bearers of hope and righteous people that we’ve needed them to be.
And for me, he is the first man in a position of power who is committed to giving the power back to the people and helping those who need a helping hand from the government the most.
Michael Gove reacted by saying
“He is a far, far better rapper than he is a political analyst.”
Which drew this response from Labour’s Angela Rayner.
And Michael Gove is crap at both 😜 https://t.co/UgCLL94lwB
— Angela Rayner 🌈 (@AngelaRayner) November 26, 2019
This is where it got really weird. Prepare yourself for one of the most cringeworthy things you’ll see this side of the general election.
I set trends dem man copy https://t.co/85mTHXaZDn
— Michael Gove (@michaelgove) November 26, 2019
Which, in case you were wondering, comes from Stormzy’s hit, “Shut Up”. And, because a lot of Tories share a dreadful sense of humour, he got this reply from Daniel Hannan.
Big man ting!
— Daniel Hannan (@DanielJHannan) November 26, 2019
Once Twitter had uncurled itself from the foetal position, it reacted as you’d expect – with scathing takedowns and searing burns.
1.
No. No. No don’t do this. Please. The cringe folded me right down to the size of a crumpled A4 sheet. https://t.co/7aseGschLL
— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) November 26, 2019
2.
Once, a very handsome friend of ours popped over for tea while my Mum was visiting from Aus. She'd never met him and when he walked in, her jaw dropped and she just loudly went, "WOOOOWWW!!!"
Directly at him.
Anyway, that was less embarrassing than Gove tweeting Stormzy lyrics.
— Bec Hill (Adult Tooth Fairy) (@bechillcomedian) November 26, 2019
3.
If you read this tweet aloud in front of a mirror three times Gove appears and closes down your local school https://t.co/O5QoSTGUze
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 26, 2019
4.
How senior Conservative politicians have reacted to a young black man expressing opinions about politics. pic.twitter.com/DFHqAWtGvw
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) November 26, 2019
5.
Just cringed so hard at a Michael Gove tweet my face has collapsed into a black hole
— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) November 26, 2019
6.
Conservatives this morning: “Isn’t it awful how Jeremy Corbyn is so antisemitic that the Chief Rabbi had to write a whole column about it? You must vote Conservative to keep racists out of government.”
Conservatives this afternoon: pic.twitter.com/YgwoN1BnDX
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) November 26, 2019
7.
“I’ve got a letter here. It’s from Joe Maplin
‘I set trends dem man copy’
“That’s his voice” pic.twitter.com/CjvCGXtyAA
— Mrs Gladys Steptoe (@GladysSteptoe) November 26, 2019
8.
Holy shit – what are you doing? https://t.co/6IJgK68hrI
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) November 26, 2019
9.
Has this actually happened? https://t.co/PMqfB9qQDg
— Jake Yapp (@jakeyapp) November 26, 2019
10.
*backs away from microscope*
"It's… It's spreading. Mutating. I've never seen anything like it before. So aggressive. So fast. So-"
*microscope explodes*
"RUN!" pic.twitter.com/WpL5LXhktp— Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt) November 26, 2019