People are sharing their ‘unpopular food opinions’ but it turns out we agree with half of them
People have been sharing their ‘unpopular food opinions’ on Twitter but it’s got us mildly confused because, well, some of these don’t look like they’re unpopular, they look like total common sense.
Which is simultaneously both reassuring and mildly alarming.
It started when a chap called @jonbecker asked this on Twitter.
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions
— Jon Becker (@jonbecker_) November 19, 2019
And it’s fair to say they came pouring in.
1.
Olives are not food. They are pickled knots of tree anger whose only distinguishing characteristic is a byproduct of whatever flavor of liquid malice they have had the misfortune to be embalmed in.
Olive oil is the other end of the tree’s emotional spectrum.
— Samantha C (@HeartofTXSam) November 24, 2019
2.
Macarons: look delicious, taste like polystyrene and glue
— Fiona Sturges (@FionaSturges) November 23, 2019
3.
Mayonnaise is disgusting.
— Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) November 23, 2019
4.
Lettuce serves no purpose, we just use it because no one is brave enough to stop
— Adam MacKinnon (@AdamCMacK) November 20, 2019
5.
Tomatoes should never be eaten raw
— robbie b (@CannedLizard) November 19, 2019
6.
Macaroni & Cheese is wildly overrated. I don’t care how well your mom/grandmom makes it, it’s baked noodles and cheese. And it’s not that good. Fight me. https://t.co/yBCg0qWAb2
— Marc Lamont Hill (@marclamonthill) November 23, 2019
7.
Carrot cake is an abomination. Carrots need to know their place. Vegetables have no business being in a dessert.
— Facts Do Matter (@WilDonnelly) November 23, 2019
8.
tomatoes ruin burgers don’t @ me https://t.co/OFycKoz4ps
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) November 24, 2019
9.
Nobody actually likes sushi. People just feel cool declaring that they do.
— Anne Godfrey (@annemgodfrey) November 21, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/Charlieallan164/status/1198624784097120259
11.
Vanilla ice cream is without a doubt better than chocolate ice cream
— BD (@LuckyNeckBeards) November 20, 2019
12.
Artichokes fell to earth from space and are actually a sentient flesh-spore made from the traumatic memories of a forgotten galactic genocide. https://t.co/HPHcggiv0n
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 23, 2019
13.
French fries and ice cream. Best ever.
— Robin Pennell (@robbiepennell) November 19, 2019
14.
Cupcakes aren’t that great
— Erika (@Hairika) November 23, 2019
