12 cheeky reactions to the new fad of “perineum sunning”
8.
Perineum Sunning sounds like the name of a forgotten Brat Pack actor who went off the rails following a box office hit in the 90s. https://t.co/j8vOyKGct1
— Matt Oakley (@MattOakleyMojo) November 27, 2019
9.
1950s guy: So what's it like in the future? Do you have flying cars and rockets to Mars?
Me: Toasty bumholes. We've all got toasty bumholes.https://t.co/1D2LnBDbCC— Alain Hardy (@alain_hardy) November 27, 2019
10.
"Butthole turfing" was RIGHT THERE https://t.co/DMxtU1ywcg
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) November 27, 2019
11.
You kids think tanned assholes are a NEW trend?
[takes a long drag of his cigarette]
Let me tell you about the summer of 2009. https://t.co/zyDDX081xV pic.twitter.com/LPxMx47ouX
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) November 27, 2019
12.
I bet they use SPF 69
— Tee (@TeeaTheresa) 26 November 2019
The hugely funny tweeter, @Trouteyes managed to make it even worse, with this little nugget.
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) November 27, 2019
That’s struck a bum note.
Source: New York Post, Twitter, Image: New York Post, Twitter
