That’s not what a gingerbread house cookie is supposed to look like (NSFW)
The Christmas product machine is running at full capacity right now, and if they can add ginger or cinnamon to it, or stick on a picture of a reindeer or Santa, they definitely will – then they’ll charge double the normal price. Christmas spirit, my arse.
Writer Alan Baxter shared a photo of a gingerbread house cookie belonging to his son.
My son bought this gingerbread house cookie. That design… is it just me..? 😬 pic.twitter.com/5jd7kQ9IXe
— Alan Baxter (@AlanBaxter) 15 December 2019
from Big Bang Theory GIFs via Gfycat
Alan’s son was puzzled.
When I took this photo he said, "Why are you photographing my cookie?"
I wanted to tell him because it looks like… but I just said, "Because it's so pretty!"
He was down with that.
— Alan Baxter (@AlanBaxter) 15 December 2019
This is what Twitter thought of it.
That's a vagina.
It's excellent and I'm here for it.
But it's still a vagina.
— Ardella | (@missbelletrist) 15 December 2019
I once met this gingerbread house off tinder https://t.co/91yKLVtUPQ
— Joe Stapleton (@Stapes) December 15, 2019
Tina can keep her treats to herself! https://t.co/YvJhlg7CrV
— Josh Mansfield-Wood (@JMans1610) December 16, 2019
It's. A. Gingerbread. Coochie. https://t.co/r3TPyxXqVD
— Boomer (@ChickTaylor_) December 16, 2019
Alan’s fellow author, Kealan Patrick Burke, made this amusing comment.
I’ve been looking for one of these for ages and can’t seem to find it.
— Kealan Patrick Burke (@KealanBurke) 17 December 2019
And Alan’s response spoke for us all.
— Alan Baxter (@AlanBaxter) 17 December 2019
Source Alan Baxter Image Alan Baxter, randalynhill on Unsplash