15 times Sarah Dempster made Twitter a funny place to be
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Star Wars fact: C3PO’s full name is Chelmsford's Third Post Office.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 17, 2019
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My phone has just autocorrected “The Animals of Farthing Wood” to “The Animus of Farting Wookiee" so if you’re reading this, George Lucas, the ball’s in your court.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) January 14, 2020
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The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) October 19, 2019
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Christ. He looks like the dead lion on the Lyle’s Golden Syrup tin. pic.twitter.com/jNjayi2uUg
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 12, 2019
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A message of hope from eBay pic.twitter.com/ple3jOPkFM
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 13, 2019
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Rejoice, little man, for you have won the top hat. pic.twitter.com/n1k7w5gw16
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 3, 2019
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🎵tale as old as time🎵 pic.twitter.com/dWsHujiDGC
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 23, 2019
We can even forgive her making us see Piers Morgan when there’s a hardy perennial caption like this.
feel like pure shit just want fascism back x pic.twitter.com/JLF8CCUW5Z
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) May 17, 2019
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