The Church of England is going on about sex again- our 14 favourite funny comments
8.
Sex is for:
– a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife
– a man & his mistress
– a man & his new wife who’s his mistress’s sister
– a man & his new-new wife who he wed a wk after beheading his 2nd wife, the one he’d wed after creating the church that makes these rules https://t.co/aGWXxzFLlm— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) January 23, 2020
9.
Now you tell us! https://t.co/b3cAPH9TBV
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) January 23, 2020
10.
Threesomes count, right? pic.twitter.com/ysJfJQi6YF
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) January 23, 2020
11.
As if married heterosexuals are having sex https://t.co/fNtuo5TT4P
— Emilie (@silverwoodcope) January 23, 2020
12.
Fuck – and I cannot stress this enough – these bigoted, backwards, bastardy bastards.https://t.co/3etqiuOIN3
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) January 23, 2020
13.
No, Church of England, that’s not right. Are you sure you’re not confusing ‘sex’ with a toasted sandwich maker? https://t.co/ptluL7W1e7
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) January 23, 2020
14.
French people are no longer allowed to eat ice cream, says the north Wales origami society https://t.co/DaYiBmpran
— Tom Katsumi (@tomkatsumi) January 23, 2020
Fergus Butler-Gallie, who is a respected member of the clergy and an author, had this heartfelt prayer.
Just for once I would like a headline where ‘Church of England’ is not within 4 to 6 words of ‘sex’.
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) January 23, 2020
Source Guardian Image Guardian, lanceplaine and matfelipe on Unsplash