The only 7 reactions you need to Prince Andrew’s failure to contact the FBI
Despite assuring Emily Maitlis that he was fully prepared to cooperate with the FBI in their investigation of his sex-trafficking friend, Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew has yet to respond to their requests for an interview.
Perhaps his sweat-free hands are so paper dry they won’t activate his touch-screen to email them back. Who knows?
Prince Andrew refuses to comply with Jeffrey Epstein sex abuse investigation, US officials say https://t.co/tbAhSJQmCy
— The Independent (@Independent) January 27, 2020
These reactions say a lot about Prince Andrew’s standing with the public.
1.
Wondering if maybe it’s because he was shot at in The Falklands that Prince Andrew is now physically incapable of speaking to the FBI.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 28, 2020
2.
Prince Andrew’s ignoring the FBI but sure, let’s keep going after the royal couple who accepted a free flight on a friend’s plane. The MONSTERS.
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) January 27, 2020
3.
Prince Andrew has said he was unable to assist the FBI with their enquiries as he was busy microwaving a chicken panini in a Plymouth Pret A Manger pic.twitter.com/BdwWO63XPh
— Mallow News (@MallowNews) January 27, 2020
4.
BREAKING: The FBI wants to interview Prince Andrew for his alleged links to paedophilia. Turns out royalty may not be above the law after all.
A Buckingham Palace source said this could be the second biggest Royal scandal, after Prince Harry marrying a black woman.
— Laura Kuenssberg @ CCHQ Propaganda Dept ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@LKTranslator) January 27, 2020
5.
Waiting for Betty to say how disappointed she is with this turn of events and strip him of his title.
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— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) January 27, 2020
6.
Bet he’s sweating now https://t.co/l39GeHdDhl
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) January 27, 2020
7.
Prince Andrew confirms that he's fully co-operating with FBI requests to interview him. #PrinceAndrew pic.twitter.com/lNU7YIk7Fy
— Malcolm Tucker Esq 🕷 (@Tucker5law) January 27, 2020
Fourfoot made this very interesting point.
Why isn’t Tommy Robinson dragging his coke flecked balls and army of vanbangers around Buckingham Palace demanding the arrest of Prince Andrew?
— fourfoot (@fourfoot) January 28, 2020
It’s an absolute mystery.
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