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John Plunkett. Updated February 3rd, 2020

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‘You’re the problem,’ writes Cereal_killer03 over on Reddit.

Or, to put it another way …

“If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” j1mb0

“If you smell shit everywhere you go, it’s time to check your own heel” killeronthecorner

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The moment Men in Black writer Ed Solomon was accused of ‘mansplaining’ his own film is out of this world

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