Simply 17 absolute truths about life in your 30s shared by people in their 30s
10.
by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
— vytas (@peakysblinder) May 20, 2018
11.
Yelling at your party guests in your 20s: "YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THAT PUKE OR THE LANDLORD IS GOING TO FLIP!"
Yelling at your party guests in your 30s: "STOP CLEANING THE DISHES, TONY! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER. GO HAVE FUN, YOU CONSIDERATE ASSHOLE."
— Brad Frost (@brad_frost) April 4, 2019
12.
some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) March 6, 2018
13.
HUNGOVER IN YOUR 20s
[takes tylenol and goes about the day]
HUNGOVER IN YOUR 30s
[writing letter] Dearest Penelope, I fear this may be the final time I am blessed to feel the warmth of the sun upon my breast. I grow more weary by the moment, and prospects for survival are slim
— Your Best Friend (@SortaBad) February 1, 2020
14.
Staying at home:
(v.) • A punishment in childhood but a blessing in adulthood
— لجين حمد ال إبراهـيم (@L_Alibraheem) February 14, 2020
15.
Honestly thought my 30s would involve way less acne, and yet here we are
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) July 6, 2018
16.
Still being single at 32 just means I statistically avoided my first divorce.
— Logan (@NeverLostout) January 2, 2019
17.
you can gauge the passage of time and age by how scary it is to fall down the stairs. when you’re like 12, your rubbery little skull bounces merrily off the concrete, but when you’re in your 30s, you trip two steps and think “this is it, this is how it ends”
— Ryan Boyd (@ryandroyd) February 15, 2020
And in text message form, it looks like this.
Adult friendships :/ pic.twitter.com/7BgCgZZPzZ
— Anum Rashid (@AnumRashid25) June 21, 2018
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