Simply 17 funny takes on the coronavirus to balance out the news
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There is a parallel universe where Prime Minister Corbyn is in charge, but just insists he remains neutral on the question of whether or not we all get coronavirus
— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) March 13, 2020
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Don’t know much about immunology
Don’t know much epidemiology
Don't know much about a science book
Don’t know much about the biology I tookBut I do know one and one is two
So I know more about coronavirus than you
What a wonderful world Twitter is…— Damon Evans (@damocrat) March 14, 2020
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One day I will have my grandkids on my knee in front of my fireplace and he’s going to ask… grandpappy what were you doing during the great American toilet paper famine? I’ll tell that kid I did my part by not eating heart healthy grains. #NSNG
— Vinnie Tortorich (@VinnieTortorich) March 13, 2020
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https://twitter.com/danhett/status/1239084616541179905?s=19
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https://twitter.com/thefishareloose/status/1238756141892583424?s=19
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Comparing the virus to WWII would only really be a relevant comparison if the Nazis were invisible, all over the country getting piggybacks off people and occasionally jumping off to kick your nan to death.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) March 15, 2020
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https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1238760986066202634?s=19
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Welcome to Britain. Supermarkets are now just mad max with trolleys. Toilet roll is the new currency. The government yell that all our nans will die from the safety of their quaratine blimp. A man yells 'keep calm and carry on' as he rugby tackles a 4yr old for the last marmite.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) March 15, 2020
Finally, as you browse the internet, consider this wise advice from Nick Harvey.
Before sharing something that might scare the fuck out of people, consider sharing something that might make them smile instead.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) March 15, 2020
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Simply 23 coronavirus tweets to help take the edge off for a moment or two