23 very funny jokes to help you through the coronacrisis

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This is all Mother Nature’s punishment for not copying and pasting your Facebook friend’s status to see who actually reads it

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) March 19, 2020

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Be patient with your kids right now. Most of them are not used to having a teacher who is day drinking

— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) March 19, 2020

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we are entering an era of unprecedented recipe substitutions

— Shay Spence (@chezspence) March 19, 2020

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I am a teacher. If your child is doing school work at home in the coming weeks and you’re struggling please feel free to ask someone else as I want to watch every season of The Wire

— Billie (@Billie_T) March 18, 2020

17.

“Come on lads, they’ve got bog roll!” pic.twitter.com/vNPkkmdFbh

— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) March 19, 2020

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The number of toilet rolls you currently own is inversely proportional to your community spirit.

— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) March 19, 2020

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And Jesus said unto them, he that worketh from home in his dressing gown shall live forever. pic.twitter.com/IXWl6F0rMC

— Chris (@sleepwalkingdog) March 18, 2020

20.

I've been using Hand Sataniser by mistake. At least it's cleared up my stigmata.

— Not hippy_jon. (@hippy_gone) March 19, 2020

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Some of you are being very judgmental re: so-called “stockpiling”. I’m sorry, I’m a father of two – and I won’t apologise for taking care of them by buying so much milk I can barely shut the airing cupboard doors.

— Ed Morrish (@edmorrish) March 19, 2020

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Best birthday ever pic.twitter.com/WLm4GcrRXg

— sam wollaston (@samwollaston) March 20, 2020

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BREAKING: Coronavirus more effective foreign secretary than Boris Johnson was. pic.twitter.com/4F2CdT4id0

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 18, 2020

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