17 lighter looks at the coronavirus to calm your nerves

9.

I've put leftover mashed potato in my sandwich because there are no rules anymore.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) April 1, 2020

10.

I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell.

He’s taken to passing gas in my vicinity & then when I react, informing me he is helpfully “performing a health check”.

He taught the children the technique.

I may divorce him.

— Shawna Gawreluck (@ShawnaGofABPoli) March 29, 2020

11.

who remembers shoes? on our feet, we'd put them. get some purchase on the old roads we used to walk, in the outside time, gloves for your feet they were like hard socks

— joe (@mutablejoe) March 30, 2020

12.

Can’t get hold of a mask so I’ve had improvise. Who wants what from Tesco? pic.twitter.com/Ichk6YoEMV

— Paul (@bingowings14) April 1, 2020

13.

this is getting so bad that I might read a book

— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) April 1, 2020

14.

My son lost a tooth last night.
I just saved myself £2 pic.twitter.com/4AGJneitcu

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 2, 2020

15.

I can’t be the only one wishing I’d had a bidet put in during the last bathroom renovation?

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) April 1, 2020

16.

in the past two hours alone I've taken breaks from working to think about whether I should get an accordion and how cool it would be if I had a wooden leg

two weeks down, at least eight to go!

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) April 1, 2020

17.

This is the 2020 version of an inspirational poster. pic.twitter.com/X34z9ojOY8

— Jacob T. Levy (@jtlevy) April 1, 2020

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