You told us your caption ideas for that Boris Johnson Zoom image – our 14 favourites

8.

The Zoom crossword

Two across, three down

Man who looks most like a serial killer?

— Rich (@Pibasedlifeform) March 31, 2020

9.

Okay, everyone mute except Dominic Cummings. All yours, Prime minister.

— Rainbowseeker (@RainbowSteps) March 31, 2020

10.

"Well, that's the hardest wank I've ever had…."

— Fraser (@FraserHyldon) March 31, 2020

11.

I don't like this Brady Bunch reboot

— Martyn (@martynstuff) March 31, 2020

12.

I'll take one from the top row and none from anywhere else, please Carol #zoomcabinetmeeting

— Harry Lang (@MrHarryLang) March 31, 2020

13.

Chris Grayling was also invited, but has instead found himself playing trivia quizzes against some bemused Norwegians on Houseparty

— Robert Fletcher (@robertmfletcher) March 31, 2020

14.

Westminster Wankathon raises £25 for the NHS

— Cromulent Badschlapper (@CromulentB) March 31, 2020

We should be thankful it’s only a screenshot.

It’s the zoom choir version of “Things can only get better” that nobody asked for.

— Gillian McShane (@GillianMcShane) March 31, 2020

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