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The tale of this lockdown hoarder is this week’s most satisfying story

John Plunkett. Updated April 16th, 2020

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This happened far away from (most of) us and yet the moral of the story feels very close to home. And it’s very, very satisfying.

Who’s shitting themselves now, eh? And here’s the hero in question.

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