People have been sharing their kid-friendly jokes – our 18 favourites

10.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

— Ameena AP (@ameena_ap) April 13, 2020

11.

What happens if you take the shell off a snail? You make it sluggish!!

— david russell (@dr3637) April 13, 2020

12.

What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a bath? Stinkerbell!

— Helen Brown (@nelbroon) April 13, 2020

13.

What is a hedgehogs favourite food? Prickled onions!

— Jilly (@__JillwithaJ) April 13, 2020

14.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom! (This was a favourite for faaaaaaar too long.)

— BridgeFTW (@BridgeEditors) April 13, 2020

15.

What do zombie vegetarians eat? Grrraaaiiinnns.

— Generation X Not Boomer (@chemical_plant) April 14, 2020

16.

Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who is the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultra sound guy is off?
The hip replacement guy!
(Tbh, I think everyone working in the hospital at the moment are the coolest ❤)

— Harry Hunt (@HarryHu96244158) April 14, 2020

17.

Went to the pet shop and asked for a goldfish. The woman said, ‘Do you want an aquarium?’ I said I don’t care what star sign it is.

— Callum Blake Crozier (@Blakecrozier) April 13, 2020

18.

Q. What’s the difference between a stoat ansd a weasel?

A. A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different.

— GDJ (@stormypetrol) April 13, 2020

This deserves a special mention – the creation of a junior comedian.

My son who loves your art vids own joke is:
What do you call a Lego figure with no legs? An O

— MᴀᴛᴛA (@ShropshireMatt) April 13, 2020

We’ll watch out for him at the Edinburgh Fringe in about 15 years.

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