5G conspiracy theorist of the day

John Plunkett. Updated August 6th, 2020

In the latest of a (very) occasional series, 5G conspiracy theorist of the day is …

Presumably it’s a joke – let’s hope so, for everyone’s sake – but it still made us smile.

‘Imagine you walk by a cell phone tower and a wave of force slams you against the nearest wall.’ jbeldham

‘Well, that explains it. If I want to download something really quickly I need to borrow a jet and really pull those Gs.’ meatbag2010

‘I have a 5g phone that I’ve weaponised. It’s nowhere near as powerful as a tower, but when someone pisses me off, I whip it out and hold it up to them. It’s like I’m punching them, but nobody sees me making physical contact, so the police can do nothing.’ _breadpool_

Source Reddit u/YoThisTK