Masks, the cinema and being forced to get dressed – 15 funny takes on the pandemic
9.
so the other day i went to a restaurant – all very safe, before anyone asks!! table service only!!!plenty of hand san!!!! i wore a suit of medieval armour!!!!!! the waiters lobbed our food at us from a distance!!!!!!!! I FLOATED ABOVE THE EARTH LIKE A GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— nathan foad (@nathan_foad) October 7, 2020
10.
🎵OOPMA LOOMPA DOPPOTIY DEE
ALL OF MY STAFF GOT COVID FROM ME🎶 pic.twitter.com/Q9XeGE4RMm— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 7, 2020
11.
BREAKING NEWS: Melaina Trump has confirmed she is planning to remain in quarantine as she doesn't want to risk exposing herself to her husband.
— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) October 5, 2020
12.
Fear Of Missing Out ("FOMO")
has been replaced with
Fear Of Quarantine Never Over ("FUQNO")
— President Warren G. Haunting (@PopeAwesomeXIII) October 8, 2020
13.
I don’t mind wearing a face mask, it’s the pants I really have a problem with.
— Ghostface Kryllah (@Kryzazy) October 8, 2020
14.
Boris Johnson controlling the virus with common sense pic.twitter.com/kaHxFNnv20
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 8, 2020
Finally, from TikTok, here’s comedian Simon Brodkin‘s take on what a covid marshal might be like – if anyone ever sees one.
@simonbrodkin Hands! Face! Space! ##ukcomedy ##uklockdown ##tiktokcomedy ##fyp
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